MY "FAVOURITE" FRIEND

today, i want to introduce my "favourite friend".

look at how spastic and idiotic she looks.
She is called poh wan ting or fu wan ting in chinese. But she goes by the name erin here but no one calls her that. Our teacher taught she called herself aaron. Sometime my house mates calls her Rita (aka retard). But i call her chubbo, or chubs or chubby.

She is a piece of shit. She bullies me all the time. And the only time she is nice is when it's a CBN day (Chubbo Be Nice)
She has really weird expressions.
she likes to imitate me. but does it with exaggerations and inaccuracy. she has really kiddish expressions.

she doesnt eat beef. she loves chilli. she likes to sing. she likes to take photos. and she loves to watch porn. her favourite show is GIRLS NEXT DOOR. and she gets high when she see naked girls. haha. I recently found out she is a PON QUEEN too. She never or seldom pon lessons in NTU, but here in Atlanta, oh am gee.. she pons lesson like nobody's business. and once she made up her mind to pon school, she ll be damn happy. she runs and turns and jumps in the air. Kass, if u ever see that image that i saw last night, you ll be shocked. ur jaws will drop like mine.

This is what we do in class. She draws on my paper.

she has horrible drawing too.
looks like she wants to eat the toilet roll rite she needs to shit cos she is full of shit.
if i were to play taboo or pictionary with her, we'll prob lose like mad. haha i think i should stick to playing taboo with my wenyi hahah.
She is also the shortest in our group and has the biggest head.

She can be really unlucky at times. Makes me feel sorry for her.

She sleeps very early everyday. Her bedtime is 10pm. But today she woke up late cos she pon school and guess wat. HAHA HERE COMES THE ULTIMATE PICTURE. if u guys can zoom in, pls zoom in. hahahah. This picture inspired this blog entry. And it's my revenge for waking my afternoon nap up. Chubs, i told you i will jump and scare u one day while u r sleeping rite. It's coming soon hahahahahahahahahaha I still love her anyway.